The Dark Side of Japan

Don't Be Cheap Customers Like Japanese Motherf*ckers

Serving customers are the worst f*cking thing in Japan.

In Japanese, the word customer is 客 pronounced "kyaku". But when they call customers, they use the polite term of customer by adding "o" to the noun 客. お客 "okyaku" is the common term for serving customers in Japan. "o" makes nouns sound polite, but I invented a new word for Japanese customers specific. 

汚客 how about this? The pronunciation is still exactly the same "okyaku" but the word 汚 means, filth, dirt, pollution, and etc. I think this version of customer reflects the actual Japanese customers so much more accurately.

汚客 おきゃく "okyaku" this is the new word which must be used. 

I wish to bang their "okyaku" heads in a f*cking toilet like this photo.

I am not supposed to be sharing things from the company but I keep the name of the store anonymous. 

In the manual, it lists examples of great customer services that make customers be regular customers. 

The list was just ridiculous. I list some of the examples so that you can really see how stupid and ridiculous the list is.

Buy something and the toppings are chosen according to your preference (how would we f*cking know if you don't say anything? If we assume and the toppings are wrong then you'll f*cking get mad so what?)

Go to a store and the air-conditioner is set to your preference (I'm sorry, there are so many customers in the store and we can't fix the temperature according to your f*cking preference)

Staff won't make customers hurry even if it's already the closing time of the store (f*ck you, get the f*ck out of the store, it's closing)

Serve customers with smile and warmhearted mind (if customers aren't douche-bags then we might be able to do that)

Anyway, the list goes on for hundred thousand, but you get the point. Just by visiting a stupid KIOSK, 7/11 like stores customers in Japan demand such bullshit??

Who the f*ck do they think they are? Had they been the customers of 4 seasons hotel, a really fancy membership club or something then maybe, but a f*cking 7/11 like stores with products being less than a dollar? F*cking Japanese think staff are worth less than a dollar haha, f*ck those stupid ass Japanese.

I got another stupid shit from one of the old customers that I sneezed. F*ck that, we are humans and we all sneeze, I ask that stupid old ass motherf*cker that in your entire life, you've never sneezed? and lived your ass all the way till today? No you didn't, I'm ready to chase your stupid ass to your house and observe if you never sneeze. If you sneeze, I'll cut your f*cking dick off and stick it up in your funky ass of yours. 

I know I whine so much but that's the frustration you get from dealing with JAPANESE CUSTOMERS. These are only JAPANESE CUSTOMERS stuff, otherwise, I have never gotten any ridiculous complaint like mentioned above.

Japanese people are sick lunatics. They don't deserve to be customers. They are the customers who would destroy entire business. But Japanese have so much pride on this stupid shit calling it "OMOTENASHI". This isn't hospitality, this is called you are being their bitch. 

I already wrote an article about not to work in Japan and this is part of the very reason why you shouldn't. If you are the type of person who enjoys being someone's bitch then working in Japan might be fun. But if you aren't then you'll end up hanging yourself from the ceiling. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT WORKING IN JAPAN.